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Hey! Well, today was better. I didn't think about him. hehe. But OM FREAKIN GOSH. it was soooo hott outside today. Today all the foozball playa has scrimmages, so we athletic trainers had to be there to serve wata and fix the babies boo boos. aww. But umm yah. We were there from 8- 1:30. ahh. it was so hott. i cant express it in writing (typing in this case). lol.
Oh yah! hahahaha. I got this e-mail from Tammy, and it is soooo funny! hahaha. read some of the stuff on it. It's like funny stuff to do at the office (and some not at the office)

ONE-POINT DARE
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

4. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and
grimace.

5. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
huskily,
"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"

6. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

7. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

8. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.

THREE-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barreled
fingers.

2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it."

3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE-POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4 . Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".

5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in:
"The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights."

1 0. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna
trade?"

11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
about it."

13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch
for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

1 0. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna
trade?"

11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
about it."

13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch
for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee
and
move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.



And if that wasn't enough for you...How to keep a healthy level of
insanity:


1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2 Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with
that.

4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

7. Dont use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9 . Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

1 0. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. &nb! sp;

1 3. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

15. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard.

16. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time
this week!!!"

17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

hahahaha. omg. im still laughing. hahah